I've been referred to as "America's Home Improvement Guru" & "America's Handyman"
Sharon's sultry sighs
O'Donnell's teapot covers
Ringo's Renaults & Rolls-Royces
Tom's contusions
Hirsch's beers
Mr. Bono's baby rabbits
Eastwood's candies
Drescher's devotees
Mr. Crystal's female foals