"I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave, with all five fingers, for their hospitality"
Secretary of Health and Human Services: "For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply"
Regarding the attacks on his son: "If Barbara gets her hands on John Kerry, he might get another Purple Heart"
"To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, don't be economic girlie men!"
"I spent several years in a North Vietnamese prison camp... you think I want to do that all over again as vice president?"
LBJ gives this fellow Texan & Speaker of the House seen here a peck on his birthday
Trying to mend fences, he's the world leader seen here with the First Lady in 2003
Hey, why the long face, baby? This world leader showed his softer side in 2005
In a stunning reversal, a baby kisses a politician!--the one seen here
He's seen here with his wife; his state kissed him off in 2003