This Springfield elementary employee said, "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
This Kwik-E-Mart man once thought he was a hummingbird of some kind after working 96 hours straight
Among his one-liners: "Mmm... maca-ma-damia nuts", "Mmm... snouts" & "Mmm... organized crime"
In "Today I Am a Clown", he held his long-delayed Bar Mitzvah in a stadium & invited Mr. T to read from the Torah