"Why hast thou set me as a mark against thee, so that I am a burden to myself?" he asks in chapter 7 of his book
In I Kings 2, this man sat "upon the throne of David his father; and his kingdom was established greatly"
This shepherd buys the farm in Genesis 4:8
Before killing 1,000 Philistines with the jawbone of an ass, he set 300 foxes' tails afire; does PETA know about this?
I Kings 10 tells us that these were imported from Egypt at 150 shekels each; the chariots were extra
In Exodus 29 God demands a rump roast from a male one of these as tribute
You'll "spot" this feline variety in Jeremiah 13:23
The Song of Solomon 2:15 tells of these "little" critters "that spoil the vines"
Since Leviticus 19:19 expressly forbids this, mules are not allowed
In Psalms "We wept, when we remembered" this, also preceding a "Crossroads" near Charlottesville, Virginia